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Den her er lidt sjov syntes jeg selv om den er på engelsk
jeg håber ikke at det gør noget at den er på engelsk


An elderly lady from Florida did her shopping at the Lotus shopping
mall of Pattaya. Upon returning to her car, she found four young Thais
in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
Beeing from Miami, she dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you
scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later
she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The
policeman to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
Thai males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as Farang, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair
carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed but the gun was confiscated.

 
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