. Det er fanme alverdens ting man kan få lavet nu om dage. 
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| sony |
Lagt på d. 02/09-2016 07:20
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Du ser sgu godt ud john 
Savner KB Fusioner er for kujoner fck står for frederiksbeg cykel klub
Fodbold vor, du som er i Valby idrætspark Hellige vorde i FREM´s navn komme dit rige, ske din vilje på banen, således også i tabellen,giv os i dag vor 3 point, thi FREM er min klub, mit hjerte & min sjæl, i al evighed Forza.!!! |
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| JohnBKK |
Lagt på d. 02/09-2016 08:23
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Oink-oink..! |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 02/09-2016 08:40
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In the pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your laundry. We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.” I said “Sorry mate, did he drown?” “No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.” 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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| vandango |
Lagt på d. 02/09-2016 17:50
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Fire Fyre har været på en Årlig fisketur gennem en del år. To dage før de skal af sted på deres næste tur sætter Brians kone foden i Gulvet og fortæller ham at han ikke kan komme med på turen i år. Brians Fiskevenner er naturligvis meget kede af at Brian ikke kommer med, men der er intet at stille op. To dage senere ankommer de tre til Campingpladsen blot for at se Brian sidde ved bålet i gang med at lave mad + Han også har rejst sit telt og samlet brænde. Hvá pokker Brian hvor længe har du været her og hvordan fik du overtalt din kone til at du kunne tage af sted? Ja, Jeg har været her siden i går – I forgårs aftes da jeg sad i min stol kom min kone om bag mig og lagde sine hænder for mine øjne og sagde kælent – Gæt hvem det er? Jeg trak hendes hænder væk og så hun var iført en hamrende sexet natkjole. Hun tog min hånd og trak mig ind i vores soveværelse, hvor der var tændt stearinlys og der stod Champagne på Natbordet. På sengen havde hun et sæt håndjern liggende som hun bad mig lænke hende til sengen med, så det gjorde jeg !! Så Sagde hun ”Gør lige hvad du har lyst til” [img]http://www.salamstock.com/community/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/palestinian-laughing-grandma.jpg[/img] is not a valid Image. |
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| Webmaster |
Lagt på d. 02/09-2016 20:51
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Med venlig hilsen
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| Asian Farmer |
Lagt på d. 03/09-2016 04:13
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Hvor er pointen? Er det i Bangkok eller ? |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 03/09-2016 06:54
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He beat the shit out of him..... "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 04/09-2016 11:16
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Son said to dad “I'm gay.” Dad looks at his other son and said “What about you?” Other son said “Me too dad.” Dad said “doesn't anyone in this family like pussy?” The daughter said “I do…” 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 05/09-2016 07:42
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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?” He said, “I'm off to change a light bulb.” Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, “That's gonna be a bit awkward init?” “Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.” ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought “Hang on just a minute…” 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 07/09-2016 06:53
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https://www.faceb...065893012/ "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 08/09-2016 19:26
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Donald Trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,' The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you?' Obama replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.' 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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| Thomas72 |
Lagt på d. 09/09-2016 13:24
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Til Jer der rejser til Thailand for første gang, pas på!.
Thailand er vanedannende, stærk vanedannende!. Jeg ved hvad Jeg taler om. |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 10/09-2016 17:45
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When you're over sixty...Who cares? ***************************** I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.? I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." Cost me a fat lip... But, when you're over sixty; who cares? ***************************** I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really" she said, pushing out her ample chest with a smile, "then go ahead and try." After about thirty seconds of me fondling her breasts, the woman lost patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts... But, when you're over sixty; who cares? ***************************** I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. "Good legs!" I said! The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! ? Most tables would have collapsed by now." Cost me another 6 stitches... But, when you're over sixty; who cares "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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Lagt på d. 11/09-2016 04:42
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| vandango |
Lagt på d. 11/09-2016 14:18
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 12/09-2016 18:13
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This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Monash University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Cheers "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 12/09-2016 20:52
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free workout at the BTS Bangkok..... "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 13/09-2016 18:23
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad , what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 13/09-2016 18:48
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A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee." ”Ok, Have you ever been in the military?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day. The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?” “This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.” "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 14/09-2016 18:07
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As I was getting in bed, she said, "youre drunk" I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door." 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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