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Lagt på d. 01/08-2016 23:42
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Lagt på d. 02/08-2016 15:25
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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Lagt på d. 03/08-2016 17:01
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This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I still had it all! I had a roof over my head, a cook, my clothes were washed & pressed, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, school if I wanted ..." I asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no ... I got out of prison." "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 04/08-2016 16:02
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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' ... I just lost it.' 'CASE DISMISSED!!' 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 04/08-2016 21:42
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Webmaster Email: webmaster@dansk-thai.dk Website: www.thailand-portalen.dk Ytringsfrihed er ikke retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, hvornår vi har lyst. Det er retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, dér hvor vi har fået lov til det. |
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Lagt på d. 05/08-2016 21:17
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Hjernevask Entreprise (DR) udtaler: "»Jeg tror, man skal tænke sig meget, meget godt om. Man rører ved den store, samlede demokratiske mekanisme i Danmark, som beror på frie dagblade på den ene side og en stor, kraftfuld public service-organisation på den anden, hvor danskerne kan hente den objektive sandhed, som ikke er farvet af partier eller holdninger. Fjerner man den uafhængige public service, kan man risikere det, der sker i USA, hvor man splitter befolkningen.«" Link: http://www.b.dk/n...esom-i-usa Med venlig hilsen
Webmaster Email: webmaster@dansk-thai.dk Website: www.thailand-portalen.dk Ytringsfrihed er ikke retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, hvornår vi har lyst. Det er retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, dér hvor vi har fået lov til det. |
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Lagt på d. 06/08-2016 10:15
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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Lagt på d. 07/08-2016 03:02
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http://jokerist.c...nexpected/ |
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Lagt på d. 07/08-2016 17:23
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- og nu... Sport: |
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Lagt på d. 08/08-2016 16:02
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An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. The Jew smiles back. The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression. "Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!" He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew." The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again. Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?" "Oh no, sir, he's the owner." [img]http://mastersocialanxiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shy-monkey.jpg[/img] is not a valid Image. |
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Lagt på d. 09/08-2016 04:52
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman! The biker looks at him and doesnt say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had! The bikers buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, Ill tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it! At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, and says Grandpa, youre drunk Go home! "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 10/08-2016 06:27
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The Catholic Hairdryer Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of this teaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs: An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What can I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?' 'I would love to help you my dear but, I must warn you, I will not tell a lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure that no one will question you.' When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!" "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 10/08-2016 16:40
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Lagt på d. 10/08-2016 20:35
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Lagt på d. 12/08-2016 07:46
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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel 'Special' about a West African Bushveldt Tribe whose men all invariably had penises 24 " long...it explained that when the black male reaches a certain age, a strong string is tied around his penis...and on the other end is a weight........ After a while, technically speaking, the weight stretches the penis to 24"........ Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said: "How bout we try that African 'String and Weight' procedure dearest?".... The husband reluctantly agreed.....and they tied a string with a quite heavy weight to his penis...... A few days later, the wife asked the husband: "Sooooo how is our little Tribal Experiment coming along dearest?".. "Well it looks like we're about half way there", he replied with a grimace...... "Woweeee, you mean our little fellow's already grown to 12 inches?" "No,....it's bloody turned black"!.......! "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 13/08-2016 17:06
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Lagt på d. 13/08-2016 18:14
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Hahahahahahaaaaa! Det sgu sprot det der...  |
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Lagt på d. 15/08-2016 05:47
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 17/08-2016 08:05
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 17/08-2016 18:42
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En rigtig ladyboy med slag i, husk altid at betale for ydelsen, ellers er der kontant afregning. |
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