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Lagt på d. 10/09-2015 17:18
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Det vælter ind over den danske grænse med indvandrere: - http://nyhederne....-i-danmark - http://www.tv2lor...kel/283056 Med venlig hilsen
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Lagt på d. 11/09-2015 11:02
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba". "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 13/09-2015 12:43
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A police officer call the station on his radio..... 'I have an interesting case here...an old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.... "have you arrested her yet?" "not yet....the floor's still wet!!" "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 14/09-2015 21:24
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Lagt på d. 16/09-2015 08:46
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There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thingie,' which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. "Well," said the old lady, "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!" |
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Lagt på d. 16/09-2015 19:21
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Lagt på d. 21/09-2015 05:11
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Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done,” replies Steve. “But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor. “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!” “I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind. Either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.” “Well, OK,” says the doctor, “but it’s against my better judgment!” So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. “Hi there,” says Steve. “It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.” “Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised.” Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, “Shit! THAT’S the word!” "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 23/09-2015 05:15
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Prince Charles & the Hooker Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "£150 pounds!" she'd shout. "No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him & the hooker became a daily occurrence. She'd yell, "£150 pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer & Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife. As they neared the hooker's corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled: "See what you get for five pounds, you tight bugger!" "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 23/09-2015 16:08
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 23/09-2015 19:44
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Tja, faktisk ikke en joke men fra dagens nyheder: - Vi driver kreaturslagteri, hvor vi har muslimer ansat til netop at forestå halalslagtning. - Man halalslagter vel ikke svin? - Det kan vi godt - det er sværere at sælge det. Læs nærmere på: http://ekstrablad...ge/5745877 I øvrigt en meget fair tilgang de har til det med religion. Med venlig hilsen
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Lagt på d. 26/09-2015 10:00
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Patrick O’Malley raised his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!” And he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife, “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “What was your toast?” So he told her, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.” “Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.” The next day, Mary ran into one of Patrick’s drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said, “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?” She replied: “Yes—and I was a bit surprised. ‘Til now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.” 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 26/09-2015 17:43
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En dame havde barberet sig, fordi hun ville have en tatovering. Og spørger tatovøren, om han kan tatovere hende forneden. Ja det kan jeg, hvad skal du have lavet svarede tatovøren damen svarede kæk, det skal være en nøgle det laver han selvfølgelig, og hun betaler og går hjem. Der går så et lille stykke tid, og da hårene er vokset ud besøger hun igen tatovøren Han spurgte var det ikke dig der fik tatoveret en nøgle forneden Jo det var mig, og nu vil jeg have en tatovering mere Det klarer vi også, og hvad skal det være denne gang? Under navlen vil jeg gerne have du skriver... nøglen ligger under måtten! |
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Lagt på d. 27/09-2015 03:22
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world class 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 29/09-2015 11:16
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Thai agogo..... https://www.faceb...8693083203 "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 29/09-2015 13:04
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A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye. "What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night!?" The husband looks up from his drink, "It's the 20th anniversary of the day we met." She can't believe he has remembered. She starts to tear up. The husband continues solemnly, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15." Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses... the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?'" "I remember that too," she replied softly... He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today." |
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Lagt på d. 01/10-2015 20:22
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Chef! Du må altså give mig lønforhøjelse. Der er 3 andre store virksomheder som er ude efter mig. Nå, ser man det. Hvem er det? Danske Bank, SKAT og RKI. Livet er for kort til lange underbukser
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Lagt på d. 03/10-2015 21:32
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Lagt på d. 04/10-2015 08:03
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@Web - hvad hedder den film ? Det lader til at vaere en form for "Murphys Law" film hvor alt som kan gaa galt vil gaa galt. Kan ogsaa minde noget om National Lampoon's Holiday filmene med Chevy Chase. |
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Lagt på d. 04/10-2015 09:15
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 06/10-2015 08:33
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My *** life hardly exists anymore, so I've converted to Islam and changed my name too Seldom Bin Laid! .......................................................... If *** with two people is called a twosome and *** involving three people is called a threesome now I understand why they call me handsome! ......................................................... Two Thai girls asked me if I’d like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls! ................................................................ [img]http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Top-Memes-12-sharia-halloween-costumes.jpg[/img] is not a valid Image. "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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