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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 09/05-2017 09:27
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Woman in K Mart notices a young assistant. He has such a cute arse it makes her randy! She asks him to carry her shopping to her car. On the way she can't hold back any more and says "I've got an itchypussy". He says "you'll have to point it out love, all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!" 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Webmaster |
Lagt på d. 11/05-2017 21:30
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https://www.faceb...926228352/
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| JohnBKK |
Lagt på d. 15/05-2017 18:12
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Der findes ikke den slags elegance, vid og klasse længere.. |
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| Thomas72 |
Lagt på d. 18/05-2017 22:36
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Til Jer der rejser til Thailand for første gang, pas på!.
Thailand er vanedannende, stærk vanedannende!. Jeg ved hvad Jeg taler om. |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 19/05-2017 09:46
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https://www.faceb...128426863/ "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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Lagt på d. 19/05-2017 21:19
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Med venlig hilsen
Webmaster Email: webmaster@dansk-thai.dk Website: www.thailand-portalen.dk Ytringsfrihed er ikke retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, hvornår vi har lyst. Det er retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, dér hvor vi har fået lov til det. |
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| vandango |
Lagt på d. 21/05-2017 06:39
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 24/05-2017 06:41
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Hard workout...... https://www.livel...1495329520 "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 25/05-2017 11:09
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 28/05-2017 07:46
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https://cdn.livel...c_rate=499 "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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Lagt på d. 31/05-2017 18:40
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Med venlig hilsen
Webmaster Email: webmaster@dansk-thai.dk Website: www.thailand-portalen.dk Ytringsfrihed er ikke retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, hvornår vi har lyst. Det er retten til at sige, hvad vi har lyst til, dér hvor vi har fået lov til det. |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 01/06-2017 08:37
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| JohnBKK |
Lagt på d. 01/06-2017 19:43
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 07/06-2017 09:00
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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight. When the man came homelate that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. 
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 11/06-2017 16:54
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Jeg tror ham..... A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 13/06-2017 17:34
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Instant karma [url] https://www.livel...1497069616 [/url] "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein |
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| sudsakhon |
Lagt på d. 15/06-2017 00:21
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it is what it is....jeg tror ikke på mediernes forklaring https://www.faceb...554262175/ |
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| JohnBKK |
Lagt på d. 15/06-2017 20:44
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Tjaaa.. altså hvis Herr Overlæge Boes kan slippe afsted med at poste Kina Liveleak uhyrligheder som jokes, så vil jeg hermed præsentere det ærede publikum for en raritet, et unikum, en sjælden perle blandt danskere bosat i Thailand. Er det en joke? Egentlig ikke, men jeg bliver sgu i et underligt skævt godt humør af at høre den drævende Aarhusianske dialekt, ikk´??? ........................ Tak til Suk, tip-top speak undervejs.. ! |
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| vandango |
Lagt på d. 16/06-2017 17:30
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Skal man så grine nu JohnBKK? Ville sgu hellere se ham i slagsmål med ladybojserne, så ville der nok være mere at grine af. |
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| JohnBKK |
Lagt på d. 16/06-2017 17:45
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Hæ! Jeg kræver ikke meget længere, bare en fe´Aarhus dialekt er fjong til mig du, hylemorsomt egentligt.. |
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