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Lagt på d. 08/02-2017 05:27
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
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Lagt på d. 11/02-2017 06:18

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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
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Lagt på d. 12/02-2017 08:15
Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours.
Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 3 million in the Jamaican lottery.
Must be beginners luck.....
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
Boes
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Lagt på d. 13/02-2017 11:25
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
Dalton
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Lagt på d. 17/02-2017 11:30

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Lagt på d. 18/02-2017 07:35
Reprise....

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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
vandango
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Lagt på d. 18/02-2017 11:22
Hun er nok for dyr i drift Thomas72. Grin
 
Boes
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Lagt på d. 20/02-2017 05:45
Life is all about your perspective they say. See what you think about that after reading this little story



Subject: The Unhappy Golfer..........


A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with."

He thought, "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life."

He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if the guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My nuts itch."

Heart-warming stories like this just bring a tear to one’s eyes..
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
Dalton
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Lagt på d. 20/02-2017 12:00
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Måske det er der udtrykket Stivfrossen, kommer fra...
 
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Lagt på d. 21/02-2017 08:48
After a game of golf, a lady golfer offered her caddy a ride into town. The caddy thankfully accepted and carried her clubs inside. The lady invited him to stay for lunch and served him a wonderful meal.
She then invited him into the bedroom. He was puzzled but went along out of curiosity. She asked if he wanted to go to bed with her, so he did that too. Later he realized it was time to get back to the course and prepared to leave. The housewife insisted on giving him a dollar before he could go.
This was too much for the poor man, and he asked her ʺLady, what is going on? First, you feed me a delicious meal, and as if that isnʹt enough, you invite me to make love to you, and we have a terrific time together. Now you want to pay me? What is this anyway?ʺ
So she explained proudly, ʺI told my husband I wanted to do something nice for my caddy who has been so faithful and helped me so much this year, so my husband said, ‘Screw the caddy! Give him a dollar!'”
The lady smiled,”But lunch was my idea.”
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
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Lagt på d. 22/02-2017 06:10
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
vandango
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Lagt på d. 22/02-2017 11:36
 
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Lagt på d. 25/02-2017 10:35
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
Boes
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Lagt på d. 01/03-2017 10:36
"Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and
then go in, thinking, THIS is too good to be true.


The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"


There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In
no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis - shaken, not
stirred - and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."


The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish
their martinis, and order another round.


Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again
saying, "That's 40 cents, please."


They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.


Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"


"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I
always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for
$125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime.
Wine, liquor, beer - it's all the same."


"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.


As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing
seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in
front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been
there.


Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
bartender, "What's with them?"


The bartender says, "They're retired people from Scotland, they're
waiting for Happy Hour when the drinks are half-price "Pibe
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
Boes
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Lagt på d. 02/03-2017 06:29
A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-dildos h-here?”
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered “Uh, yes, ma’am. We do.”
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “D-do y-you ha-aave any ab-bb-bout th-this l-long?”
“Well, yes ma’am, we do. We have several that size.”
Forming a 5″ circle with her fingers, she then asked, “A-are an-nny ofth-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?”
“Well… Yes, a few of them are about that big.”
“D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a vv-ii-bra-a-ator?”
“Yes, Ma`am, one of them does.”
“W-Wel-ll, h-how d-do y-you t-turn it off?”Tuttelu Tralla
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
Boes
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Lagt på d. 05/03-2017 07:09
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
vandango
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Lagt på d. 12/03-2017 17:02
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Lagt på d. 13/03-2017 12:13
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
vandango
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Lagt på d. 13/03-2017 19:54
Boes det må være denne afdøde og genopståede Suk. Nu mangler vi bare en ladyboy der kommer og giver ham et lag tæsk. Rolll
 
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Lagt på d. 18/03-2017 07:08
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who ...was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'Wink
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
 
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