#3
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Boes d. 13/06-2016 11:52
#4
Side Effects to Viagra....
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time..
"Would you like some crispy bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee"?..
He declines..."Thanks for asking love, but I'm not real hungry right now...its this Viagra..it's really taken the edge off my appetite."...
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something now.."How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or your favourite cheese sandwich?"....
He declines..."This Viagra really trashes my desire for any food."....
Come Dinner time she asks if he feels like something to eat now...."Would you like a juicy rib-eye, medium rare, and some scrumptious apple pie and fresh cream?"....
...or....or...even a rotisserie chicken, or one of my tasty stir-frys?".......
He declines again..."Not really its just got to be this Viagra..I'm simply not hungry".....
"Weeeeel, would you mind letting me up?..right now!!..I'm blooooody starving!".........
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Boes d. 20/06-2016 09:09
#20
Tom took his dog to the vet.
Doctor, he said sadly, Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to cut off my dogs tail.
The vet stepped back:
Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?
Because my mother-in-laws arriving tomorrow, and I dont want anything to make her think shes welcome.
